Township Diner, a subsidiary company of うさぎ株式会社, offer strange and unusual food items. This company deals in the acquisition, processing, and sale of bizarre cryptid food products in their own chain of diners. Most of their meat is cloned but the fact remains, the Township Diners are some of the last places you can find real, greasy meat. Do you want Jersey Devil’d Eggs? Done. You want deep fried hellhound hot dogs? You got it! In order to meet these demands Township Diner employs special task forces trained in hunt and gather tactics for acquiring rare cryptid food products from The Woods and, in many cases, deliver live specimens. They research these recovered ingredients and creatures to determine the best way to process them into low cost, high calorie meals to serve at their diners statewide. Due to their focus on meat products Township Diner is generally met with skepticism from Pillars outside New Jersey, furthering the viewpoint of Jersey just being strange.
Submission Blasters are the perfect addition for any Combat Farmer. These firearms deliver a powerful sedative capable of knocking out even a Jersey Devil. The blaster is slow to fire due to the complexity of the mechanics and the shape and weight of the ammunition but the promise of reward for cryptid capture outweighs the risk of a rez for most Township Diner employees.
Through the miracle of cloning and rez chamber tech, the good doctors at Township Diner have been able to create a new cruelty-free vegan-friendly lab-grown human meat product. Township Diner is proud to serve Balor Brand Long-Pork Roll! It brings that genuine human flesh flavor to the table with none of the crimes against humanity!